Very funny story Rachel however if there’s more than a grain of truth in it you’ve only yourself to blame for overlooking a very important point. An English accent over on your side of the pond is an absolute minge magnet, (I speak from experience.) An Englishman with a positive bank balance, two of everything he should have two of, and an absence of personal hygiene issues would be beating women off.
So if you come across an Englishman looking for dates on Tinder he’s either a merchant banker (in the rhyming slang sense rather than the employment sense.)
or
He’s profoundly dysfuntional.
or
He has three heads
On the other hand your profile pic suggests you’re cute so why are you looking for dates on Tinder?