There is such a special place in hell, but don’t tell the libs it is the luxury six star hotel with a gourmet restaurant where even the dishwasher has a Michelin star, a supernatural gym where robots do all the work for you while the weight evaporates from your body and your dinner companions will include Oscar Wilde, Albert Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci, Dorothy Parker, Ludwig van Beethoven, Sappho of Lesbos and Clive James.

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Opted for comfortable retirement before I was fifty due to health problems and burn out. Now spend my time writing and goofing around. Home: northern England..

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