Is that the frozen north of Alaska / Canada or is it Chilly Jocko Land (you'll know where that is if you've ever read A Clockwork Orange,)

If it's the former these things would all be said by an adjunct professor, if it's Chilly Jocko Land it could be either. They all sound like the responses a Leith Walk prozzer would give after you replied in the negative to the standard opener, " 'r' ye look'n' fer busines pal." But its surprising how many junior lecturers you meet down Lieth Walk.

As a matter of interest Edinburgh has a street named Fleshmarket. In the past it was where the butchers had their stalls on market day, but though it isn't known for street girls, quite recently it was the location of several lap dancing clubs.

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Opted for comfortable retirement before I was fifty due to health problems and burn out. Now spend my time writing and goofing around. Home: northern England..

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