I just can’t agree with turning BBC studios into a brothel Wallace, all the good looking newsreaders, presenters and weather girls are on commercial stations. Although if they will just send me ITV’s Lucy Verasamy they can shut down the BBC and commercial stations for all I care, I’ll have no need of telvision to distract me from the insanity of the world.

BTW if you wish to enrol me as a contributor on Tyler’s Army I’ll be happy to post fairly regular articles.